December 2008
7 posts
7 tags
to: all the hipster girls i've dated.
You really are cool people. Really. Tons of fun. Too bad your vaginas aren’t as exclusive as the ‘awesome’ venues you go to.
4 tags
to: the one who thought she was a man
It’s not that I didn’t like you, it was just that that baby voice you do always made me want to punch through your face and rip out your innards. -x
8 tags
to: moped
I’m sorry you took my warm welcome to mean you could leave me empty food wrappings to clean and secretly smoke cigarettes in my home. I'm glad you're only allowed here once a week, Jerk. -x
3 tags
to: coworker
Lean on the back of my chair one more time and I’m going to punch you in the nuts.
3 tags
to: ex
You said I’m not ambitious. You work at the mall.
to: ex-girlfriend
The lady at Macy’s put your scent in my face. Even though it’s been a year, I almost punched her for it.
3 tags
to: you know her, the one that has no soul...
I like how you take your social cues from the ones around you. Get a personality. Cunt.