Jan
22nd
Thu
22nd
to: girl
Your cliché “passion” for French and fashion isn’t impressive. Fuck off. -anonymous
Jan
10th
Sat
10th
to: roomie
I’d like to take this time to introduce you to the trash bin. It’s where your garbage goes instead of on my chair. -x
Dec
31st
Wed
31st
to: all the hipster girls i’ve dated.
You really are cool people. Really. Tons of fun. Too bad your vaginas aren’t as exclusive as the ‘awesome’ venues you go to.
Dec
30th
Tue
30th
to: the one who thought she was a man
It’s not that I didn’t like you, it was just that that baby voice you do always made me want to punch through your face and rip out your innards. -x
to: moped
I’m sorry you took my warm welcome to mean you could leave me empty food wrappings to clean and secretly smoke cigarettes in my home. I'm glad you're only allowed here once a week, Jerk. -x
to: coworker
Lean on the back of my chair one more time and I’m going to punch you in the nuts.
Dec
29th
Mon
29th
to: ex-girlfriend
The lady at Macy’s put your scent in my face. Even though it’s been a year, I almost punched her for it.
to: you know her, the one that has no soul…
I like how you take your social cues from the ones around you. Get a personality. Cunt.
